Here comes 'Tech Neck'
Let's face it, we have too much to worry about as we age --
from cholesterol readings to sun overexposure to osteoporosis. Guess what -- here comes "tech neck." Yes, that's
right, as we age, most of us need to be aware of this thing that experts call,
"tech neck."
"Tech neck" comes courtesy of our ever-growing dependence
on digital devices. Apparently, staring at devices like your Smartphone,
tablet, e-reader or laptop causes those pesky saggy necklines which make us
look far older than our actual present ages. How many times are we looking down
at these devices? Those who conducted the studies on our digital use say that
many of us look down at least 150 times a day at our devices. The experts say
that bending the neck harms its delicate skin and muscles. Combine that digital
usage along with sun damage and you have a "tech neck" problem on
your hands.
Great, here's another affliction that advances the aging
process. In the case of tech neck," life literally flies by in a
heartbeat. One minute it's acne and the
next it's "turkey neck." Some doctors are saying that a great number
of "tech neck" patients are in
the 18-39 age group.
I say expect an increase in those proverbial "anti-tech
neck" oils, creams, ointments and pills to come to market. I'm sure there
are some out there, but we're not seeing these products heavily marketed at the
moment. The ads for "anti-tech
neck" products will most likely be sandwiched between those obnoxious
Arby's spots and trans-vaginal mesh ads.
Remember these products are for those who have had the
damage done. Reversing "tech neck" will probably be a zillion dollar
business if it is not already. What can be done for "tech neck" prevention?
Doctors recommend using plenty of moisturizer on our delicate necks. They also
say to stay out of the sun for good measure. Dermatologists say that these
preventative measures will hopefully make creases, dropping jowls and sagging
skin a rare thing.
For the "wine and cheese set," I'm sure there are
plenty of plastic surgeons out there in Beverly Hills already running those
"tech neck" specials. You know that all the latest fads happen out in
California before they hit the rest of the world. Fortunately, we're in a good
market that isn't too far behind Los Angeles. Again, "tech neck
specials" could be happening in more places than I realize, but I have yet
to see any billboards with doctors claiming that they can reverse the ravages
of "tech neck." Indeed there are pricey procedures that use radio
waves to treat those sagging necklines, but by and large, the "tech neck
marketing scheme" has yet to take hold. If the topical solutions and plastic
surgeons aren't cutting it for you, most likely there are or will be a myriad
of "tech neck exercises" offered in health clubs and spas. Stay
tuned.
Obviously the best "tech neck" prevention method
is not to look down at your devices over 150 times a day. Could you take a
"Tech Neck Challenge" whereby you limit your digital device usage for
about a week, a month or more? I doubt I could take on such a challenge. If not taking on such a challenge, what do you
think is the best method for preventing "tech neck?"
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