Looking for something outside the bun, how about a Naked Crispy Chicken Taco?
The Taco Bell saga continues and this time it's with an even
more disgusting twist. Apparently the fast food taco chain has come up with a
grandiose offer: replace the hard or
soft tortilla shell with... ready for this?... thick crispy, breaded chicken
patties also known as the Naked Crispy Chicken Taco. So far, this offering has
been spotted in California, where those folks tend to be the guinea pigs for
just about everything. Forget this being a heart attack on a plate, or in this
case a wrapper, but the simple appearance of such a concoction. Is this for
real?
I suppose Taco Bell has found some genetically modified way
to bend/form the chicken patty into a taco shell-like shape to make this thing
work. Actually, I don't want to know how this could possibly work. I'm told
that the taco can be filled with lettuce, tomato, cheese and even an avocado ranch
sauce. I'm guessing the avocado flavor is to attract Californians into buying
these naked tacos.
I'm enlightened to read that Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut
(all Yum! Brands) have always been on the cutting edge of mixing up foods.
Let's not forget Pizza Hut's offerings of hot dog slices mixed into their pizza
crusts. Then there's KFC which offered the Double Down Sandwich which consists
of fried rounded-off chicken fillets which replaced the bun.
Aside from Yum! Brands, traditional sit-down restaurants have been getting in on
the 'food-mixing act.' One need not look further than Applebee's which has been
offering the All-Day Brunch Burger which includes patties with seared-in bacon and onions and topped with a fried egg and hash browns. Really, we cannot even keep
breakfast sacred any longer? This all-day burger This burger is no Huevos Rancheros, which is a
delicious mashed-up breakfast dish.
What are people behind the scenes at Taco Bell thinking or maybe
in this case, smoking or vaping? These concoctions seem to be the result of
kids or college students with too much time on their hands. It is always
positive to "think outside the bun," and I can see what the folks at
Taco Bell are doing by mixing Southern and Latino cultures. I'll be open-minded
by saying, "Hey, this could work, right?" Maybe something like the Naked Crispy Chicken Taco will catch on
with consumers and in the end, history will be kind to such a food fusion.
Then again, there's something in my head
saying that we have lost our way in this country and the Naked Crispy Chicken
Taco is just another sign of our cultural decline. Lord, what must chef extraordinaire/master
traveler Anthony Bourdain think about this crispy chicken taco deal? I'm not
sure if I want to hear those thoughts - my ears would be left burning. I have a
feeling that Bourdain would disagree with my when I say: at the end of the day, let the marketplace
decide the future of crispy chicken tacos, burgers topped with eggs and hash
browns and chicken-pattied sandwiches.
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